Toilet Installation
My gosh. Installing new toilets can be a real pain in the ASS.
You should have seen the look on my face when I woke up the other day to find a big, gaping (and somewhat stinky) hole in the ground where my precious toilet was supposed to be..
.. granted it took me a couple seconds to realize what had happened. My pants were halfway down before it hit me that my toilet was gone..
So annoying.
Oh, but that’s not all.. After the new toilet finally gets installed, my dad goes and tells me NOT TO USE IT unless its a “number one”. This, unfortunately, throws me into a very odd predicament.
Sure, okay. I have a new toilet in my bathroom. Whoop-de-doo. But I CAN’T use it to do a “number two”. I mean, shoot. The toilet is right there in front of me!! But I can’t use it. It’s like it is mocking me. Torturing me.. Laughing and pointing behind my back as I turn around and run to the downstairs bathroom, groaning in discomfort and clutching at my stomach.
Gahhh, what is the point of installing a frekken brand new toilet if you cant even use it to take a nice, refreshing, satisfying, gratifying, relaxing du—- *achoo!!*
